December 2011
1 post
Dec 9th
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May 2010
2 posts
My ex. Her name was periment.
SHhhhh…..this ROOM is insane. Aka…I tried shrooms last end week begining. Aka Friday. Faaaaaantastic trip that was ahaha. I FUCKING KNEW EVERYTHING. Literally, if you asked me a question, I could answer it. I, for brief moments, understood the idea of thought. Like how thinking works. Like how it’s particles that diffuse in and out of the brain and whatnot. Fuckkkk I just...
May 25th
I'm baaaaack
Yeah who cares. There’s litearlly two people that MAY see this. Ahahaha. I thought it funny that I just remembered why I moved my tv to where I did in my room. I moved it there so I could go to the bathroom and still watch tv. I don’t really watch tv now so it’s kind of lost its purpose. MY MACBOOK IS STILL RUNNING. it has a 7hour battery life. Maybe half way done? Yeah, fuck...
May 20th
March 2010
26 posts
3 tags
Mar 28th
197 notes
2 tags
I had a dream
About opening a restaurant  called Stereo Types. And I was talking about it with a friend on the phone…and some kids eaves dropped on me, and got upset that I was supporting sterotypes about black people. Because the waiters would all be like SUPER stereotypes of their race…and it was like offensive to them, so they wanted to fight me. But I was all “Nahhh nahh man, it’s...
Mar 20th
It's mildly irritating...
When you’re having a really nice chat with someone you have nice chats with often, and they say something like “You see! I love talking to you because we can talk about things like string theory(or whatever else)!” Idk. It’s just like, you don’t need to state it…it shouldn’t be such a rare thing that people feel the need to state. It should be...
Mar 20th
3 tags
Everyone is...
An elitist. Quit it. Everyone is cool. Oh and in case you were wondering, and going to throw this back on me, I’m TELLING you to stop being a fucking elitist. Actually…I’m COMMANDING it. Go not be an elitist now, or I’ll make you shit in your hand. (Sardonic humour. ^^) Wahhhhhhh, that’s so elitist of you wahhhhhhhhhhh. Idgaf.
Mar 20th
Why the hell
Is there no really hot and actually COOL sci-fi action show featuring the HOTTEST YOUTH EVAH. The 90s got Buffy…and as a child I couldn’t even come close to getting how amazing that show is. FUCK ME EVERY GIRL ON THAT SHOW. On a side note…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALBERT EINSTEIN :D:DDDD and PI DAY!
Mar 14th
No one's up at 4 am anymore
I think I could stay up forever, but I know I have things to do. “You were sick, and now you’re better.”
Mar 14th
Big Fish
The, perfect movie to describe how I want my life to happen. Like…holy fuck…so perfect…just…no more words, I might devalue it.
Mar 14th
Today is the day
I start writing down, and cataloging all my ideas for girls. Like the romantic ones. The ones that you tell in stories and people go all “zomg I wish my significant other had done that for me!” and then I go all “well, she deserves it.” It’s old school, and just the way I like it. Like in a 1950s gentlemanly kind of way. Fucking sick kind of way. Like wearing a bow...
Mar 14th
Quickly, before I go...
I figured a while ago I must only remember like 5% or probably less, of all the thoughts I have in a day. Like all that bullshit you think is like really nifty ifty and  cool and important, is forgotten. I write down a lot of my things now in …. The, NOT A, (fucking hell if you think it’s A!) Notebook of miscellaneous nature. Yeah, and it’s like “I wrote this down! Now...
Mar 10th
1 tag
To my last post, I just deffered my original...
I’ve nothing to do for a week but learn what i want, how fast I want to, and when I want to. Three am sounds good. My keyboard on this comp has no numbers working. I spell them. ALSO, very little work to be done. AND, I have the whole fucking house to myself to indulge in. AND, take people back to my humble abode and cook meals for them and impress them.
Mar 10th
3 tags
I have a freaking week off.
No work, until like the night of the thursday, which I was supposed to use to see that absolute babe of a woman Lights. But we’ll see if my attendance will actually be observed anywhere, it depends on if I get someone to go with. I wanna write a really heart-felt letter, like straight from my ass, so that it actually sounds nice for that really hothothothot girl. Then she’ll bee like...
Mar 10th
2 tags
The Informant
Is fucking hilarious. What a witty little shit of a movie. Easily one of my comedy faves to look at. Really well directed as well, and I LIKE the idea of a man thinking he can outsmart a shitton of people in the government. I feel like this hit too close too home….ahahaha.
Mar 10th
3 tags
So SOY MILK....
I’m getting all “oh shit he’s saying something that relates to my veagan/ veggie lifestyle!” with that title. But I’m sorry to say that I infact want to beat up soy milk. For months, MONTHS, I was drinking you often. When I was “horny like thirsty” for some protein substitute for milk, you were a “bottle of water”. Now I come to find out that...
Mar 10th
The march madness is about to end...
My last resort to abstain from my urges is failing. 9 days I made it, and now I’m just going to let go. I tried! Fucking hell I tried. Whatever, this has got to be my least self destructive of indulgences.
Mar 9th
Know what would feel great right about now?
 Sex. FUCKING BETS.
Mar 9th
TEST.
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Do fucking something like this with me ^^
I'm just desperate for conversation. Until like an hour from now
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKKING CHAT POST. I'm going to write an angry letter! and MAIL in it! Like old school. I will write it in print, not cursive, using a red pen to express my anger.
Also, I will be drawing a lewd picture to accompany said anger. Fuck you tumblurino. My adoring fans must tell me things.
Mar 7th
Did I mention
Metric and Moneen? They were cranked up in mah chariot. What a nice day. The night promises good things as well, free the shackles I have to have one fucking outlet! I feel the need to set up traps around my house in the event of home invasion whilst I’m reading, relaxing with a cigarettino, and a cuppa joe coughey or tea. If this isn’t nice, what is?
Mar 6th
It's just
Me, my favey car, my books, my tea, the libary (also mine), and some cigarettonis. I’m lookin flyyyyyyyyy. Whooohoo.
Mar 6th
Fucking hell
I just wanna indulge! FUCK. FUCK these bullshit habit kicks. I wanna do both of them all day. Tonight is going to be a test in patience……….FUCK. Get it yet? nlahblahbleh. I’m a professional cook.
Mar 6th
My next 10 days.
Will be spent alone, if I’m at home that is. HOME ALONE! Chikachikayeeeeeeeeah. In related news…I hate clothes! And the gym is my friend again, so please be a peeping tom, and I’ll just stay calm.
Mar 6th
Mar 6th
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Mar 6th
73 notes
IS..."!" (but really "?")
Any body gonna be rollin’ up that rim to probably not win instead of getting a free wake up call from McDicks?
Mar 4th
March...
Is going to be a fucking hard month not to indulge in. I’ve already begun cutting off TWO of my fave stress killers. Not that that I’m overly stressed, I just really wanna fucking do them. Turns out I’m addicted to both. Who knew?
Mar 4th
i want to dance with you and cut you up: Hell... →
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is… L M A O and hearts.
Mar 3rd
Why the fuck
Did I only become aware of The Dead Poets Society last night? fml……………
Mar 1st
February 2010
23 posts
QUICKLY
quickquickQUICKLY....What movie should I download for my viewing pleasure? I'm unable to do intelligent things at the moment. I need to not think for a bit, and analyze after- not while I'm doing what entertains me.
Feb 28th
Feb 28th
Good bye.
For a while anyway, on and off maybe every few days, but gone with the wind for the most part.
Feb 24th
Marijuana use by seniors goes up as boomers age →
azspot: The drug is credited with relieving many problems of aging: aches and pains, glaucoma, macular degeneration, and so on. Patients in 14 states enjoy medical marijuana laws, but those elsewhere buy or grow the drug illegally to ease their conditions.  I think I found my grandpa’s next present…a nice 20 sack.
Feb 23rd
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
If...
you want to understand dark matter, lock yourself in a closet with no lights on, and feel the walls around you. Indulging before the attempt helps as well.
Feb 21st
Light chocolates?
Sooooooooooo it’s been introduced to me that I can calculate the speed of light (mmm….+/- 1.7% roughly) using a motha fuckin microwave, and a mothafuckin boxa chocolates. I got a big jump for joy from that one. JUST THOUGHT OF THIS. Life’s like a box of chocolates. That you can use to calculate the speed of light mothafucka! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw! -Forest Gump
Feb 18th
Feb 16th
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Feb 13th
Humane...
As a word with its meaning, in combination with its spelling, is fucking redundant. The use of those letters in that sequence has nothing to do with its meaning. A chain is only as good as its weakest link, and that is, beyond the shadow of a doubt the worst chain on this planet. I just saw Earthlings…………… So we may not have the Spanish Inquisition, or a Holocaust...
Feb 11th
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
468 notes
Big?
Not the fucking movie. Shut up. Even though I haven’t seen it yet……. Like this thing if I should. I’m not desperate for friendship……….. Guelph is where the Gods play, and I’m Olympus bound my friends. You’ll see me walking around in awe of the beauty that is every single moment of life in Guelph. Truer stories were only truant.
Feb 8th
Solid Advice
acehotel: From Lucien, 6, in the mezzanine drawers at Ace Hotel Portland. My, fucking, mantra.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
1,047 notes
Snip, snip, snip.
Off with her head! OR….just mine’s hair.
Feb 4th
Feb 4th
7,496 notes
3 tags
I'm looking for a nicer, kinder, Sir... Prize! →
I just realized how cool tags are…
Feb 4th
Feb 3rd
298 notes
I’m only writing on here for now because I can’t find a fucking pencil to write it down in A Know-Teh-Buk of miscellaneous nature. Unhappy about this…. Sooooo if two sounds, exactly the same, and of two different origins illicit the same reaction from a person, remain unknown of origin to said person, are they different? A jet-engine could be the same as a 2inch speaker given...
Feb 2nd