Tourist:Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker:No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Do fucking something like this with me ^^
I'm just desperate for conversation. Until like an hour from now
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKKING CHAT POST. I'm going to write an angry letter! and MAIL in it! Like old school. I will write it in print, not cursive, using a red pen to express my anger.
Also, I will be drawing a lewd picture to accompany said anger. Fuck you tumblurino. My adoring fans must tell me things.
