So SOY MILK….
I’m getting all “oh shit he’s saying something that relates to my veagan/ veggie lifestyle!” with that title.
But I’m sorry to say that I infact want to beat up soy milk.
For months, MONTHS, I was drinking you often. When I was “horny like thirsty” for some protein substitute for milk, you were a “bottle of water”. Now I come to find out that in fact soy milk was making me anti-horny in all likelihood!
MOTHAFUCKA.
Turns out soy, is estrogenic. So too all mah verile males in the tumblr audience, turns out that soy milk actually lowers your testosterone levels, and subsequently your testicular volume.
On top of this, I have to recognize the fact that I am an athlete. I produce shit tons of testosterone all the time, and I doubt that this soy milk actually hurt me in any way anatomically. But, it did impede my progress. Instead of getting a 100 on this test of fitness and muscular hypertrophy required for footballing in university to pay for my biomedical engineering affinity, I got a 91. INFURIATING!!!
Soy milk offers an inferior form of protein to be broken down and used in transcription, and actually increases the receptors for estrogen. Aka, fuck off soy milk.
Safe to say, that since I can’t take in any fucking regular milk anyway, ALMOND MILK <333 is here to stay. I’ve actually been informed of many reasons why it’s a wonderfully amazing product. Fend off illness, decrease recovery time, tastes like a cow fucked a nut and its offspring were hazulnutty.
