Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I have a freaking week off.

No work, until like the night of the thursday, which I was supposed to use to see that absolute babe of a woman Lights. But we’ll see if my attendance will actually be observed anywhere, it depends on if I get someone to go with. I wanna write a really heart-felt letter, like straight from my ass, so that it actually sounds nice for that really hothothothot girl. Then she’ll bee like “zomg, so cute, exclamation marks galore.” and she’ll hit me up, and invite me back to her room and have sex with me. But if I have a girl with me at the show…it’s like “Yeah….sorry, lights wants to fuck, and I’m not saying no”.

The reality is that I have heard none but maybe three songs by lights, and I find her really really attractive. The only way I’d ever stand out in a crowd of hundreds is if I do something outside of the ordinary. BAM. A nice lettah saying a buncha stuff about how I listen to her musics all the time, and how godly babe like she is. Then I get on her good side and she leaves the next day or something.

The male problem to girls, is often that guys don’t give a shit. Incorrect.

Guys give a shit, but we also know how much of a shit to give. We have a spectrum, from red to violet, AND in between.

Girls should get a fucking prism.

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