Saturday, March 20, 2010

I had a dream

About opening a restaurant  called Stereo Types.

And I was talking about it with a friend on the phone…and some kids eaves dropped on me, and got upset that I was supporting sterotypes about black people. Because the waiters would all be like SUPER stereotypes of their race…and it was like offensive to them, so they wanted to fight me. But I was all “Nahhh nahh man, it’s cool, ayyo comon man! Lay off brotha! Howza bout me an you go get a few brews? Cool dawg? yeeeeeee”

But more importantly ….

Who created the stereotype that all centaurs are masters of archery? What if one day, a centaur was born sensitive, and didn’t WANT to use a bow and arrow. Like a little nerdlinger centaur obesses with science and being nerdy, he would still be like a horse man…and like I assume still jacked because I still don’t even know how centaurs would be jacked in the first place considering they have a fucking horse lower body for running. What makes them built? They’re bows and arrows?!